A collection of 39 posts
USA prepares for DECISIVE election between 'Trump' & 'System That Gave Us Trump'
Election Day 2020 - polls across the USA have opened, in what centrists are claiming is clearly and unequivocally the most important election of our, neigh, of any lifetime, between the two bitter and barefaced enemies, of: "Trump" and "The System that gave us Trump".
Trump's medical team assembles "world-class group of plumbers", to begin round-the-clock bleach injections
With the health of the president continuing to sink even faster than his poll numbers, Trump's medical team is pulling out all the stops, and has assembled a world class group of plumbers to begin administering round the clock bleach injections, in hopes of fending off the coronavirus.
Mike Pence's erection "visible from space", as Trump is admitted to hospital
The on going saga of top GOP officials experiencing critical lapses in health continues, as, following the news that President Trump has been admitted to hospital with a rapidly worsening condition, Vice President Mike Pence's erection is now clearly visible from outer space.
Proud Boys: "Stand back and stand by, whilst I have your brown shirts dry-cleaned", Trump tells Hate Group
In one of the most surprising turns of 2020's first presidential debate last night, Donald Trump sent a message to the far-right, addressing the self-described 'western-chauvinists' hate group the Proud Boys, telling them to "stand back and stand by, whilst I have your brown shirts dry-cleaned."
WARNING: "Russians definitely interfering with this election, and any other we might happen to lose 🤷♂️", claim Centrist Democrats
Centrist Democrats made shocking revelations today claiming that they have undeniable, but unfortunately right now unshowable proof, that in the case that Joe Biden looses in November, the 2020 election will have been severely compromised by Russian Intelligence.
"Football Protests are fine, when it's us booing racial unity", clarify white Trump supporters
The conservatives of America kept their unbroken, perfect season-record of being totally lecherous pieces of shit going at the first NFL game of the season, when supporters in the stands booed a moment of 'racial unity' between players.
North Korea to switch from Nuclear Weapons to Music Industry, from now on
North Korea has announced that it will immediately pull funding from its nuclear weapons program and instead start investing millions of dollars in its music industry, after surprising news reached the nation that Pres. Trump's Tulsa rally humiliation was engineered by thousands of teen K-Pop fans.
Bernie Sanders sent to hospital, undergoes unexpected Surgery on Artery
Bernie Sanders underwent surgery yesterday to implant two arterial stents, after complaining of chest pains during a Nevada campaign event. The Senator is said to be conversing and is in good spirits. This is a breaking story, and there is expected to be more over the coming days.
STUNNING: Hours After Meeting with Bernie Sanders, Walmart CEO Calls for Higher Federal Minimum Wage
In a stunning turn around to years of stallwart policy, Walmart's CEO has called for Congress to raise the federal minimum wage. Less than a day after meeting with Bernie Sanders. Find out the details at Polerium.
BREAKING: Beto O'Rourke Outraises BERNIE SANDERS and ALL other Presidential Candidates with his First Day Haul of $6.1mill
Beto O'Rourke has SMASHED the fundraising record - to the surprise of everyone on the left - with a huge $6.1 mill haul on his first day, according to his campaign. Find out the details, at Polerium.
Bernie Sanders' 2020 Campaign Kickoff Rally - Live from Brooklyn
Bernie Sanders officially kicked of his 2020 campaign today with a massive rally in Brooklyn - his home town. It was a progressive powerhouse, with several rousing speeches of endorsement and thousands in attendance. Find out the details, at Polerium.