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Q-Anon initiation requires "taking space-laser to the brain", reveals idiot congresswoman

Q-Anon initiation requires "taking space-laser to the brain", reveals idiot congresswoman

When Trump promised to drain the swamp, he meant so that he could unearth his most grotesque, most moronic of henchmen - the Q-Anon cultists. Now, they've risen from the halls of Fox News' dungeons to the halls of power - and are talking absolute crazy, bigoted bullshit. Because of course they are.

World bids a "fond fuck-off" to Donald Trump

World bids a "fond fuck-off" to Donald Trump

Melania Trump to compete for land speed record, in "World's Fastest Divorce"

Melania Trump to compete for land speed record, in "World's Fastest Divorce"

It's inauguration day 2021, with more than one Trump era today set to possibly end. It's long been rumoured that the Trumps have had a loveless, faux marriage - and with America today getting its chance to break from Donald, Melania may soon be taking hers.

Trump's medical team assembles "world-class group of plumbers", to begin round-the-clock bleach injections

Trump's medical team assembles "world-class group of plumbers", to begin round-the-clock bleach injections

With the health of the president continuing to sink even faster than his poll numbers, Trump's medical team is pulling out all the stops, and has assembled a world class group of plumbers to begin administering round the clock bleach injections, in hopes of fending off the coronavirus.

Proud Boys: "Stand back and stand by, whilst I have your brown shirts dry-cleaned", Trump tells Hate Group

Proud Boys: "Stand back and stand by, whilst I have your brown shirts dry-cleaned", Trump tells Hate Group

In one of the most surprising turns of 2020's first presidential debate last night, Donald Trump sent a message to the far-right, addressing the self-described 'western-chauvinists' hate group the Proud Boys, telling them to "stand back and stand by, whilst I have your brown shirts dry-cleaned."

Nobel Prize in Chemistry awarded for whatever fucked up cocktail Joe Biden's swilling for tonight's debate

Nobel Prize in Chemistry awarded for whatever fucked up cocktail Joe Biden's swilling for tonight's debate

The Nobel Prize for Chemistry has been awarded for whatever fucked up chemical cocktail has been cooked up to keep Joe Biden awake, for tonight's first presidential debate.

"Football Protests are fine, when it's us booing racial unity", clarify white Trump supporters

"Football Protests are fine, when it's us booing racial unity", clarify white Trump supporters

The conservatives of America kept their unbroken, perfect season-record of being totally lecherous pieces of shit going at the first NFL game of the season, when supporters in the stands booed a moment of 'racial unity' between players.

BREAKING: Trump suggests DELAYING 2020 election

BREAKING: Trump suggests DELAYING 2020 election

In a recent tweet, Donald Trump has suggested delaying the 2020 general election in November.

Donald Trump no longer the craziest Motherfucker in politics

Donald Trump no longer the craziest Motherfucker in politics

Donald Trump is no longer the craziest motherfucker in politics, as Kanye West announces he's running for president.

Facebook bans Nazi campaign ads, for using extremist Trump cult symbols

Facebook bans Nazi campaign ads, for using extremist Trump cult symbols

"Usually we only intervene in really serious cases, such as a status including the word 'men', or photos containing a woman's nipple. But we thought this time, we really outta step it up.

SCOTUS: "Fuck you, you racist C*nt", says court as DACA program is upheld

SCOTUS: "Fuck you, you racist C*nt", says court as DACA program is upheld

Senior White House adviser and head of the right-wing group, the Klu Klux Karens, Kellyanne Conway issued this statement: "I can confirm that the President ran to his bunker to cry like a little bitch, after not getting everything he wanted in his attempt to needlessly crush innocent lives."

MAN CHILD: Trump revenge-criticises Theresa May's handling of Brexit in wake of UK Ambassador Leaks

MAN CHILD: Trump revenge-criticises Theresa May's handling of Brexit in wake of UK Ambassador Leaks

In true Trumpian, self-interested, completely embarassing fashion, Trump turns on one of his TOP allies, trying to get revenge on the British government for the entirely accurate critiques of him that have appeared in recent leaks.

British Ambassador: Trump Administration is "inept" & "uniquely dysfunctional" - leaked emails

British Ambassador: Trump Administration is "inept" & "uniquely dysfunctional" - leaked emails

Devastating new leaks reveal the real thoughts of the British ambassador to the US, on Trump and his administration.

Trump Will Declare National Emergency Over Border Wall to Fund It

Trump Will Declare National Emergency Over Border Wall to Fund It

President Trump will declare a national emergency in the United States to give him the legal powers to appropriate money from the military to fund his border wall, it has just been announced by.

Trump Disgustingly Mocks Genocide of Native Americans in Political Slur

Trump Disgustingly Mocks Genocide of Native Americans in Political Slur

Trump uses a disgusting mocking reference to a mass genocide of Native Americans, in a jab on Twitter at one of his political opponents, Sen. Elizabeth Warren.

Supreme Court Upholds Trump Ban on Transgender Soldiers Serving in the Military

Supreme Court Upholds Trump Ban on Transgender Soldiers Serving in the Military

Indeed, the policy was always just red meat for his ultra-conservative base and the talking heads in right-wing media. It has nothing to do with ‘readiness’ or the effectiveness of the military, but everything to do with Trump wanting to please his followers

Tomi Lahren Picks Fight with Cardi B - A Roasting Ensues

Tomi Lahren Picks Fight with Cardi B - A Roasting Ensues

Tomi Lahren, conservative propagandist on Fox News decided to pick up the issue with Cardi B, via Twitter. Why Tomi? Why would you pick a fight with someone whose job is to clap back like thunder?

What If There Is No Russia Collusion?

What If There Is No Russia Collusion?

The day after Trump won, Clinton’s team gathered in her campaign headquarters for a meeting, and worked out a way in that meeting to sell to the world the ‘real’ reason why Trump lost. What did they come up with? That Trump and Russia ‘obviously’ colluded to rig the election.

Cardi B on The Government Shutdown

Cardi B on The Government Shutdown

“This shit is really fucking serious, bro. This shit is crazy.” and it is. “I feel like we gotta take some action. I don’t know what typa action, cause this is not what I do… I really feel bad for these people that’ve gotta go to fucking work to not get motherfucking paid.”

A Majority of Americans Blame Donald Trump For Government Shutdown

A Majority of Americans Blame Donald Trump For Government Shutdown

54% of American adults in a poll said that President Trump is the most responsible for the current government shutdown. 31% said congressional Democrats are to blame, with 5% said that of congressional Republicans. 10% of Americans filled out the don’t know category.

Trump Does Major U-Turn On Mexico Paying for The Wall

Trump Does Major U-Turn On Mexico Paying for The Wall

The fact that Trump is completely unable to get his wall built was always a near guarantee. Mexico was never, ever going to pay for the wall. Trump is as Trump does - he just threw that phrase to his crowd.