World bids a "fond fuck-off" to Donald Trump

Patrick Tew

Jan 20, 2021 • 1 min read

Buh-Bye!

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Teacups across Britain filled to half-mast, as Queen Elizabeth II pronounced dead

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Patrick Tew Sep 8, 2022 • 2 min read

America endures 'once in a lifetime tragedy' for fourth time this month

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Patrick Tew Mar 2, 2022 • 3 min read

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