Valentines Day Lonely, socially-isolated Valentine's Day a "refreshing taste of normality", say burned out Millennials With these unprecedented and challenging times, a lonely, touch-starved, socially-distanced Valentine's Day, with bouts of feeling terrible & just wanting to throw up, is a refreshing blast of normality, from the dating scenes of the past.
Ben Shapiro Ben Shapiro to call for $100 billion covid-stimulus package for WikiFeet The undisputed king (Joffrey) of the Intellectual Dark Web is advocating for a covid-relief package of the almost actual Dark Web, hoping it'll result in the relief of packages all over his listenership.
Satire Mike Pence's erection "visible from space", as Trump is admitted to hospital The on going saga of top GOP officials experiencing critical lapses in health continues, as, following the news that President Trump has been admitted to hospital with a rapidly worsening condition, Vice President Mike Pence's erection is now clearly visible from outer space.
Satire "In Karma We Trust" now new US motto, as Trump tests positive for Coronavirus In one of the craziest flexes of 2020, the Covid-Denier-In-Chief himself, President Trump has announced that he has finally made coronavirus great again, by testing positive for the deadly disease, himself.
Satire Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro tests positive for being a Cunt He displayed all the classic symptoms - high fever, coughing, slashing key services, crushing civil rights, practically declaring a war on Indigenous people, and coming to power in a political coup.
Satire WHO warns second-lockdown boredom could reach 'Big Bang Theory Season 5' levels "Boredom in the previous global lockdown was bad enough, causing paranoia, fear, and extreme depression in many - but our study predicts boredom in the new lockdown could be up 17 billion percent from that, all the way up to Big Bang Theory Season 5 levels."