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Trump's medical team assembles "world-class group of plumbers", to begin round-the-clock bleach injections

Trump's medical team assembles "world-class group of plumbers", to begin round-the-clock bleach injections

With the health of the president continuing to sink even faster than his poll numbers, Trump's medical team is pulling out all the stops, and has assembled a world class group of plumbers to begin administering round the clock bleach injections, in hopes of fending off the coronavirus.

Mike Pence's erection "visible from space", as Trump is admitted to hospital

Mike Pence's erection "visible from space", as Trump is admitted to hospital

The on going saga of top GOP officials experiencing critical lapses in health continues, as, following the news that President Trump has been admitted to hospital with a rapidly worsening condition, Vice President Mike Pence's erection is now clearly visible from outer space.

"In Karma We Trust" now new US motto, as Trump tests positive for Coronavirus

"In Karma We Trust" now new US motto, as Trump tests positive for Coronavirus

In one of the craziest flexes of 2020, the Covid-Denier-In-Chief himself, President Trump has announced that he has finally made coronavirus great again, by testing positive for the deadly disease, himself.

WHO warns second-lockdown boredom could reach 'Big Bang Theory Season 5' levels

WHO warns second-lockdown boredom could reach 'Big Bang Theory Season 5' levels

"Boredom in the previous global lockdown was bad enough, causing paranoia, fear, and extreme depression in many - but our study predicts boredom in the new lockdown could be up 17 billion percent from that, all the way up to Big Bang Theory Season 5 levels."