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World bids a "fond fuck-off" to Donald Trump

Patrick Tew

20 Jan 2021

Buh-Bye!

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Teacups across Britain filled to half-mast, as Queen Elizabeth II pronounced dead

The UK expresses its mourning for the passing of Queen Elizabeth II in the most British ways possible, whilst other members of the Commonwealth Realm express their sentiments, too.

08 Sep 2022 2 min read

America endures 'once in a lifetime tragedy' for fourth time this month

America's obsession explosive penis-extenders has yet again left politicians exclaiming "who could have seen this coming", "this isn't who we are", and "there was nothing that could have been done" in the face of tragedy, for the nth time in a row.

28 May 2022 2 min read

SOTU - Man who campaigned on doing absolutely nothing celebrates first year of delivering on election promises

A year since being sworn into office after promising absolutely nothing neither substantive nor hopeful, Joe Biden reflects on a freshman-year achievement few presidents can claim - delivering on the most important, and deeply held promise of his campaign

02 Mar 2022 3 min read

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