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Durex debuts new 'Thin Blue Line' and 'Rubber Bullets' range, for fucking cops' wives
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Durex debuts new 'Thin Blue Line' and 'Rubber Bullets' range, for fucking cops' wives

The products boast a new tech, incorporating doughnut particulates into the lining which are fed on by the sperm, making them fat and immobile. The lineup includes the "Thin Blue Line" and "Rubber Bullets", as well as the "Requesting Backup" and "Multiple Shots Fired" options, for group events.
Jun 22, 2020 2 min read
Cop visits conservative glory hole to get his boot sucked
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Cop visits conservative glory hole to get his boot sucked

A US police officer walks us through a typical night at his local right-wing pleasure portal, after a hard day of cracking skulls & dunkin' donuts.
Jun 20, 2020 2 min read
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