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British housing boom to be fueled by 'Prince Andrew shitting bricks', as Ghislaine Maxwell to cooperate with FBI

As for how to kill his former friend, Prince Andrew said "firstly I thought about going for the classic - off with her head. Then someone said why don't I just lock her up in the Tower of London? But I told him how that's the code name for my secret sex-dungeon, and that she'd probably like that."

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World saddened to hear of Ghislaine Maxwell's suicide, next Wednesday

After the news broke that Ghislaine Maxwell, the long-term girlfriend and alleged accomplice of notorious, child-molesting billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, has just been arrested by the FBI, the rich & powerful the world over have feigned shock and sympathy at her sudden suicide, next Wednesday.