Satire British housing boom to be fueled by 'Prince Andrew shitting bricks', as Ghislaine Maxwell to cooperate with FBI As for how to kill his former friend, Prince Andrew said "firstly I thought about going for the classic - off with her head. Then someone said why don't I just lock her up in the Tower of London? But I told him how that's the code name for my secret sex-dungeon, and that she'd probably like that."
Satire World saddened to hear of Ghislaine Maxwell's suicide, next Wednesday After the news broke that Ghislaine Maxwell, the long-term girlfriend and alleged accomplice of notorious, child-molesting billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, has just been arrested by the FBI, the rich & powerful the world over have feigned shock and sympathy at her sudden suicide, next Wednesday.
