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Durex debuts new 'Thin Blue Line' and 'Rubber Bullets' range, for fucking cops' wives
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Durex debuts new 'Thin Blue Line' and 'Rubber Bullets' range, for fucking cops' wives

The products boast a new tech, incorporating doughnut particulates into the lining which are fed on by the sperm, making them fat and immobile. The lineup includes the "Thin Blue Line" and "Rubber Bullets", as well as the "Requesting Backup" and "Multiple Shots Fired" options, for group events.
22 Jun 2020 2 min read
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